story time!

Once upon a time...

there was a girl...

she was short...

and she was in southern california during finals week!

She got to play with her friend diane...

it was heaven...

 reminiscing, garage saling (how DO you spell that?), amazing race watching, salvation army shopping, giant wicker giraffe purchasing, christmas party going, pride and prejudice watching, steve guttenberg getting his star on the hollywood walk of fame watching, convertible riding, napolean dynamite meeting, pretzel buying and eating, more chatting, good food eating, bush family partying (sequence whooping), towel animal making, chatting, temple going, and friendship cherishing :)

Next she was off to UC Irvine for some experiments for her dissertation...

(she was a nerd).

She got a hotel room all to herself with a sitting area...

a kitchen area...

and three sinks!

She took BEAUTIFUL pictures of her little cells...

as they died...

tragic deaths.

Then all too fast it was thursday night...

and she had a take-home final due on friday!

She had big plans...

to start working on it right after she got back to the hotel that night...

but of course she had delicious take-out from a mexican restaurant that she had to eat first.

And of course she'd worked hard all day...

and deserved to watch a movie...

JUST while she ate...

right?

So she put on a chick flick...

one she'd never seen before...

and it sucked her in...

long after her dinner was gone.

But it was going to be worth it...

right?

Then all of a sudden...

the male lead...

realized he really DID love the girl...

and was going to chase her...

and win her back.

But first he took a boat ride...

and a storm came up...

and he saw a family shipwrecked...

so of course, he being the male lead in a chick flick...

jumped out of his boat to save them.

AND HE DIED.

YES....HE DIED.

And then this short girl in california....

she cried...

yes...embarrassing as it is...

she cried.

And then the movie ENDED.

And our little friend realized...

she still had a final due tomorrow...

and the chick flick was NOT worth it...

and then she blogged about it...

instead of getting right to work.

See, our little friend is kind of dumb sometimes.

THE END.